Boot Hill...Tombstone Arizona

big block,the wife and me at boot hill.

Badass!

Oh yeah its Friday

To add to Truth's synopsis in no particular order

The whole trip was sick! Just a cross country race, filled with random expressions, a ton of alcohol, great people, good food and crazy times! Some of the best times I have had in my 34 years on this place were spent on this trip! Riding through the desert cant be beat! So much nicer than dodging potholes and cars on the BQE in Brooklyn. I gotta thanks Trent for putting us up and dealing with our bullshit of trying to make him listen to Cadilac Don, Jim and Katie for letting us crash for days in their living room, Sammy, Kevin, Dusty, Big Block and Brent (Brick Top) for just being some of the most solid guys I know! Pat for drawing up such a kick ass cactus, The Taco Shop for the burritos and horchata and the state of Arizona for ruining me and making me pack my shit and move from NY. I gotta thank Christian and Truth because I am way to structured to pull off such a kick ass two weeks, you gotta love fly by the night. But seriously Christian, Grow the fuck up!

Big Truth

big truth,terrorizing the love cycle party ...HF

Trip West

Here's some of the highlights of Nick, Christian, and I's road trip out West (in no particular order):

Tenessee:
1. Fireworks procurement.
2. Discovering and visiting the worlds biggest knife superstore - this thing was 3 floors, each the size of a department store. Scoring a real deal, used, Romanian ak-47 bayonet for $9!!! Laughing at the metalflake knives.
3. Making last call at the Bamboo room, the worst and most depressing "tiki" bar ever
4. Showing up to Graceland 10 minutes after it closed. Hitting up the front gate with an HF sticker.

NM:
1. Hanging with Trent at Atomic Customs. He's got an awesome stable of bikes, and is a gracious host.
2. Proving to Nick that all the service stations in NM are staffed by gay indians. It's a weird phenomena.
3. Scoring a pancho.
4. Pissing on the Truth & Consequences road sign.

AZ:
1. Hanging with our T-Town HF Brotheren! Respect for hosting us and showing us a good time the whole time we were out there.
2. Getting completely hammered on every shot imaginable on my birthday. Puking more in one two-hour span than the sum total of my life previously.
3. Breakfast burritos and horchata.
4. Bringing the East Coast assholery to the Love Cycles party. Jeremiah's a good sport and a good dude, and he hooked me up with a bird deflector.
5. Olde English HIGH GRADE........
6. Driving Jim's dodge hot rod around.
7. Riding in the desert.
8. Assembling a crack team of chopper scientists to working day and night to solve the problem of Jim's magneto.
9. Hanging with George and Wendy @ Spartan Frameworks. Good people fo'sho!
10. Christian bringing us to an artsy hipster burger joint in PHX. But it was good.
11. HF dinner in Tucson. Last supper of assholes. Salsa homemade right at your table.
12. Riding through the desert through the dead hours while it was snowing. Having half conscious conversations that I dont remember.

Vegas:
1. Double Down saloon. Graveyard special of 1 can of Schlitz, 1 glass of ass juice, and a slim jim for $5
2. Learning that a slim jim tastes like bacon if you cook it with a lighter first.
3. Franks Tiki Bar - the real deal - and its awesome high grade drinks and juke box
4. Foolishness at Last Chance Tattoo
5. Hanging with the Vegas crew.
6. Riding on the strip in the rain.

TX:
1. "Ships" in Dallas, best dive bar in town.
2. "Hard Eight" BBQ pit. Where your meat is served by the pound, on a tray with no plate - just some wax paper.


Of course there's plenty more, but these are the major highlights. Had a blast, and got a lot of good footage for Choppahead Vol. 4. Pictures to come.

Im still working on my draft for the road trip adventure but for now

Apparently my beard took on its own personality, its gone now but in rememberence a few have spoke about my beard and what it meant to them. The following is a colaberation of Big Truth, my brother and Cornbeef
Big Nick's beard...

probably has it's own medicaid number by now...thinking he all that

is playing Captain Caveman in the new live action movie...

has a sex tape

is a stand in for trump's toupee

never stopped believin'

on the new wheaties box.

is not too shy to shy

chooses life

is howling around your kitchen door

had a vasectomy so that it cant reproduce.

wore two hats. one named "divide" and one named "conquer".

uses the pull & pray method

down by the quarry with nigger jim.

shot biggie

has one commandment. thou shall not praise false beards.

has a kickstand.

has a +12 saving throw.

will make you jump jump

We're back, give me a minute to post up all the shit

Hate Fuckers, AZ, TX, NY, MA

saw this yesterday

at a local bar.

Damn!

hope that doesn't stink!!

my next bike

all i have to do is make some apehangers for it and i'd be ready to go. It's perfect for New England winters. And the eastern front. Fuck California. I could ride all year too.

NSU Kettenkrad

on my birthday party i.....

sang some songs with wally and had some beer with ryan. thanks to choppahead for the gutter style brims on their hats.

todays my

29th bday. someone post something to cheer me up. and have fun christian, nick and truufus on your trip to AZ HATE FUCKERS FO LIFE NIGGAS

Quotes from Claus

"Shit paper is 11 dollars already, I have to cut down on shitting ALREADY"
"My body went into shock when I didnt have bacon for a week"

Yea, I know

but the motherfucker can ride!!

TGIF 2 days to AZ

Jeff Norwell is the man!

He drew this up for me, Im throwin this on my ribs

typical night at the Butcher Shop

So to celebrate me posting on this blog, here is this gem i found on another blog a couple months ago.

yesterdays ride in AZ