Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Seths Last Gasp

Alright fucko's the master of ceremonies has finally gotten his grubby mits on a computer to lay down the details.
Friday April 2nd 2010 the fun will begin at 7pm at lilly marlaines on atwells ave providence ri well gather for drinks between 7-8. Ill be providing safe transportation by bus from lillys to shakers night club in fall river then after the party back to providence for any of the crew that either has a couple dui's or does not wanna get one. Feel free to carpool or drive a hot rod or fly a fn 747 just make sure yalll get your ass to shakers by 9. At 8 sharp a school bus or two will take us all to Shakers night club 1193 pleasant st fall river Mass. This is our kind of shit hole Ive closed the whole fucking bar, game room, and music hall for our personal enjoyment. With the help of Brian Denis and the rest of the boys from the butcher shop weve secured the most kick ass room in all of fall river for one night of fucking mayhem. When every one arives there will be open bar for a undisclosed amount of time ( so make sure you get up that $25 admission fee If there is enuff of us i plan on making it open bar for at least till 11 or 12. The Bar has a fucking macanical bull what more do i have to say. OH yea its also got pinball machines, punch out game, pool tables, band stage and more. Now if that doesnt make a good night this will. On the bill that evening we have three of the mightiest (and drunkest) bands to ever grace a bachelor party. the Mighty eddie and the louvers. the Hollows and the McGunks. Around 9 two tables of chicken wings, nachos, bar food, etc. will be layed out for every one to get their eats on. Bands will start going on around 10. I expect at least 1/2 of you assholes to supply seth with a constant supply of motor boats over the course of the night. If you have any retarded ideas bring it! We are the security for the evening so lets rip it up. At 200 am the bus will return us back to providence but that doesnt meen the partys got to end so if you know a good afterparty spot or idea let me know.
there is a 25 dolla cover Please bring it with you NO IOU's The first 100 people to pay will receive a numbered 2 color screen print poster .
Any Questions ? give me a call
and yes over the course of the night you may punch dave in the balls!
Lots of love faggots
little davey jesus

If you need to be home early, drive yourself.

$25 dollar cover charge, any questions, call Dave Santoro at 401-640-0958.

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