What the fuck is going on?

So I stop to get gas yesterday on the way to the gym and I see this asshole pumping, the fucking retard is wearing a leather vest with a 3 piece Sons of Anarchy California patch on the back, side patch, chest patches, everything! What the fuck are people thinking? This is straight up Halloween shit! He is down right posing as a club member and a TV club at that! It fucked my head up but also got me thinking, whats the deal with these PC hippy fucking bikers and hotrodders? You got groups of guys who claim to be "hooligans" or Hoodlums" talking shit and acting like they just got home from doin time, meanwhile do a burnout leaving a show or have "FUCK" somewhere on your bike or car and you're an asshole because "what if a kid sees that" or "how do you think that older lady feels about that". What the fuck is going on? I guess in order to fit in I should grow a big nasty looking beard, wear a vest, ask my mom if I can borrow $45K from my trust fund so I can have some TV show bike builder build me a panhead buy some worn out vintage boots and talk about how when I was 2 my dad (who is mostly likely never even seen a chopper) use to take me for rides on the back of his raked out knuckle and that 2 wheels are my life! Fuckin asshole hipsters, see you all in Brooklyn on the 18th!